Man Arrested For Choking His Chicken While Watching Harry Potter In Movie Theater


A man accused of fondling himself during a showing of the latest Harry Potter movie was arrested Monday at Sea Turtle Cinemas in Bluffton, according to a news release from the Bluffton Police Department.

Alexander Ofner, 39, of Bluffton was charged with felony indecent exposure and taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center to await a bond hearing, the release said.
Police said they received a call about 1 p.m. from someone at the movie theater on Buckwalter Parkway, reporting a man exposing himself in the theater.
When officers arrived, theater employees took them to a projection booth where “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows” was being shown. From there, authorities were able to look into the back row and observe a man touching his exposed genitals, according to the news release. Officers then entered the theater and arrested him.


Harry Potter is prety secksay cant blame him