Ted Williams made his on-air debut today courtesy of Dave & Jimmy and WNCI 97.9. “I’m Susan Boyle for a day… or Justin Bieber,” Williams said. And the job offers have been pouring in: WBNS-TV asked Williams to narrate promotional spots for its “One Day to End Homelessness” telethon; the Ohio Credit Union League presented him with $10,000 in exchange for voice-over work; and the Cleveland Cavaliers offered the Brooklyn native a full-time job and a free house. “The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!,” Williams exclaimed. And the Internet saw that it was good, and rested.